foxnewsofficial:

anonymous compliments are really nice it’s like there’s no ulterior motive they just want you to read it and smile 

juilan:

I have a PhD

Pretty Huge Dick

Little Mix + Twitter (Part I)

cockenblog:

A moment of silence for the entourage member who has to tell Kayne his album leaked. 

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.